Are you shiddin' me?

I hear tell that Tyson food kump'ny soaled a huge amount a' meat ta' Walmart fer use in there dellykatessons..An' the meat was kuntamnated..prob'ly by some wet backs what doant warsh they're hands after they wipe their asses..they prolly doant even use terlet papah..yah..I bet they still use korn kobs..the ignerint bastifs..
Now I knows why I been spewin' like a firehose outa my ass for the past two days!

Damn..
I spose I oughta look on the bright side an' be thankful they ain't recallin' the Guiness stout or Jack Daniels..

I hope the hot dawgs is safe..Labor day is comin' up fast..
